Elite colleges break the antitrust laws and collude on price.
We are going to stop them.
Starting with elite law schools.

When David defeated Goliath, he used a sling.
I am fashioning my own sling for this fight.
A legal sling.

If you are a law student, I want to buy an assignment from you.
I am going to aggregate all your antitrust claims in one vehicle.
I can offer you up to a thousand dollars for your claim.

Let's chat.